Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Big D

Where we evict the homeless, and ban panhandling. Eff you homeless mofos! Your condition and behavior are illegal. How do you like them apples biaatch! Go to Austin and try that sheeeeiiit.


There are no easy answers to the homeless problem, but evicting them from under a bridge is really sad.

Maybe we could have a 'War on the homeless' we seem to like the sound of things that have war in the title. There is a precedent for making illness, mental or otherwise a crime. The war on drugs has been such a huge success, why not. I'm sure the illegality of being a crack addict is pretty far down the list of a crack addict's concerns.

5 Comments:

Blogger Tara said...

I am fighting the War on Lisping and the War on Stuttering!

11:10 AM  
Blogger Robert_M said...

Got magnetic ribbons for that?

11:15 AM  
Blogger Tara said...

no, I have rubber bracelets instead. Magnetic ribbons are SO 2004.

11:23 AM  
Blogger john clarke said...

Far be it from me not to criticize the homeless. But if they're not bothering anyone, creating a public nuisance or threatening public safety in some way, let them be. The shady spot under the bridge is the traditional resting place of the homeless. And when the shelters fill up, where else are the supposed to go?

12:18 PM  
Blogger whitneydonkey said...

maybe flanders is dipping into the petty cash to give to the homeless or maybe you are taking it to use for the rodeo

6:14 PM  

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